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8/26/09 12:38 am

00:32:06 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I asked Laura, I did ask you for sex
00:32:12 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I asked like all the boys in class
00:32:17 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I just asked Jamie the most
00:32:24 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: He was so hot D';
00:32:42 Joel: u didnt or i would have obliged
00:32:46 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I def asked
00:33:05 Joel: then y didnt we have sex
00:33:08 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: You said no!
00:33:16 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: You all said no!
00:33:16 Joel: no way
00:33:19 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I swear
00:33:27 Joel: u just wernt serious
00:33:35 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: What no
00:34:13 Joel: as if ud want to have sex with me
00:34:36 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I want to have sex with everyone
00:35:03 Joel: i thot u wer gay now
00:35:06 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: What n
00:35:07 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: *no
00:35:16 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I like the men and the women
00:35:37 Joel: wud u ever give a bj
00:35:44 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: Sick, no
00:35:50 Joel: lol
00:35:53 Joel: y
00:36:04 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: Fuck like I'm doing anything for a stupid MAN
00:36:26 Joel: i thot u just said u  liked them
00:36:33 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: I like what they do for me
00:36:36 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | A woman with a vageena, my favorite: ;D

8/15/09 04:09 pm - "My good friend this is MY true life story"

Hello My Dearest friend,
 
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How are you? How was your day hope fine?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in dakar Senegal.In this camp we are only allowed to go out from the camp only for a few days of the week. Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.I don't have any relative now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is  Rev. Francis Paul who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
 
The Pastors Tel number is ( +221-777-876-789 ) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with Miss Dora Justice he will send for me in the hostel.My Dearest friend as a refugee here i don't have any right or privilledge to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.Please listen to this,i have my Late Father's Personal Will with my name as next of kin and Death Certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in bank
 in  which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $4.7 M (Four Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars ). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you and continue my life and education. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a woman of vision,truth and hardworking.
 
My favourite language is english and i speak's english very fluently.My choosing you is a question i know you must ask and i think it is a good question.i choosed you because i believe that knowing you will bring hope back again to my life.i will like you to call me  by 2pm my time like i said i have a lot to tell you.
waiting to hear from you soon, have a nice day.
Thanks.
Yours Truly friend,
                            Miss Dora

8/13/09 03:08 pm - "My Dearest love"

My Dearest Love   
 
Dear am very happy in your reply mail to my email.How is your day today?.Hope fine. My New Friend, My name is Miss Dora justice .i am single and never married,  5ft 10 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes. Dear i am from Liberia West Part of Africa and presently i am residing in the camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.The name of my father is Dr loernad Justice . and He was the personal adviser to our former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my father with my mother  in cold blood with two of my brothers and my younger sister.
 
 My Dearest One, It's only me that is alive now, becaiuse i wasn't around when this was happen, i was in my First years Studing SOCIAL SCIENCE IN THE university of Liberia and i managed to move from my country Liberia to the following  West Part of Africa country Senegal where i am living now in a camp as a refugee.Dear about my hobbies, I like reading Books, Writing, watching movies, world news and Or football, So i will like you to tell me more about yourself, Your Hobbies, Your features, Like and Dislike, My lovely one,this is my picture attached, so i will equally like to see your pictures, so that we can move from there, because friend Or relationship is what keep two Or more peoples together, If they could be able to understand each other very well.
Thanks and God bless you, hope to read from you soonest,and have a nice day.
Yours New Friend.

8/9/09 10:46 pm - Biggest idiot EVER.

22:25:19 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Sacha Baron Cohen's character Brüno, alongside his Ali G and Borat characters, has been retired.[2]
22:25:20 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: AHAHAHA
22:25:29 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I already knew this?
22:25:35 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: I dont care
22:25:39 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Old news
22:25:46 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Do you wish to discuss it?
22:25:53 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: so? he cant exactly do anything new
22:26:04 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: ...so?
22:26:08 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: which means youre more or less worshipping martin luther king.
22:26:19 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: sure he was good for a while, but cant do anything good now
22:26:31 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: So you are saying the great artists who have died should just be forgotten because they "can't do anything new" ?
22:26:43 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Hes not a great artist though
22:26:52 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: To me, he is a great comedian
22:26:54 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: ?
22:27:09 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: He just has fucking dick jokes o_O thats about it
22:27:28 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Well that is how you see it and I understand, like I don't like a lot of the bands you like or see what you see in them
22:27:32 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: But you obviously see something
22:27:34 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: he was funny at first, now its jsust old
22:27:35 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: it's just the same with how I see Sacha
22:28:00 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: How is it the same, you can get a bunch of different genres with music
22:28:03 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: with comedy
22:28:05 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: its either funny
22:28:06 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: or its not
22:28:09 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: he WAS funny
22:28:12 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: now hes not
22:28:26 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: That's like saying "with music it's either good or its not" with comedy there are also genres, many genres
22:28:31 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: In your opinion
22:28:41 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: whatd you say i closed the window
22:28:42 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: In MY opinion, he is eternally funny
22:28:55 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: so...youre a 13 year old?
22:28:55 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: "That's like saying "with music it's either good or its not" with comedy there are also genres, many genres"
22:29:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: No I am 16
22:29:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: ?
22:29:19 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Then youd think youd have grown past the borat/ali g/bruno thing.
22:29:24 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: thats like laughing at tits.
22:29:33 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: You fail to see the depth
22:29:40 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Comedy is my whole thing
22:29:55 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Like, I listen to the songs you like and think "wtf is this shit, it's just noise" but you hear the music
22:30:16 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: You look at the comedy i like and think, "wtf is this shit, its just dick jokes" but I get the depth of the comedy
22:30:22 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Do you see what I mean?
22:30:26 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: you listen to experimental shit, thats unsigned. its unsigned and nobody knows them...for a REASON. THERES NOTHING DEEP ABOUT A DICK JOKE
22:30:38 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Context, my friend
22:30:40 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: A deep jokes is something that has a punchline thats not obvious straight away
22:30:45 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Exactly
22:30:48 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: ...
22:30:52 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: So hes not funny
22:30:59 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: He is funy
22:31:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: *funny
22:31:10 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Ali G for example

"would you lay down a brick for us?"
he takes a shit.
22:31:16 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Hang on til i think about this one
22:31:20 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Well THAT was a shit joke LOL
22:31:30 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: So are MOST of his.
22:31:49 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Their was an interview he recently did that really impressed me
22:32:00 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: borat, the deepest those jokes went were him singing a song about hating jews in a bar thats well known for being anti sematic.
22:32:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: It was mostly deeper jokes
22:32:14 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Listen to what Borat actually says though
22:32:24 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: How deeply disturbing those things actually are
22:32:35 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Disturbing =/= Deep.
22:32:39 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: He is actually in the same comedy genre as Jimmy Carr
22:32:56 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I know that, but he is not "tasteless"
22:33:04 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Yes, he does have tasteless jokes
22:33:11 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: As does South Park, that does not make it bad comedy
22:33:19 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: South park = for kids.
22:33:31 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: and also stopped being funny after the 4th season
22:33:35 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: and the movie
22:33:35 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: v.v
22:33:46 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: You know nothing of the art of comedy gurl
22:34:04 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Just wondering but what are you trying to accomplish here?
22:34:16 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: We are not debating, because you are being immature and offensive
22:34:31 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Actually i know more than you. Considering someone suggested a while ago i do stand up, a few people actually, Sacha Baron Cohen WAS funny in his time. Now he's just old
22:34:40 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Its like a band that keeps doing the same old shit over and over.
22:34:46 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: And how exactly am i being offensive.
22:35:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I have did two stand up shows when I was in my old comedy outfit and we made a pilot episode of our sketch show
22:35:06 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: So don't get high and mighty with me
22:35:26 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: If that is your opinion about Sacha, alright, I get it
22:35:30 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Now shhh
22:35:38 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: How was i getting high and mighty, this is where your little argument begins to curmble cause you cant think of anything else to say, so you go on the offensive.
22:36:12 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: No, you are making attacks on Sacha and South Park, instead of saying logically, why you believe it is shit, instead of being "I THINK SACHA IS B/S THEREFORE HE IS"
22:37:10 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Actually, I already said both he and south park USED to be funny. No adult would find him humourous because he repeats himself constantly. And ...Ive been giving reasons why this entire time.
22:37:19 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Your little obsession with him is the only real argument you have
22:37:37 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I may find him attractive, but I love him as a comedian before I love him as a fangirl
22:37:43 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I make that very, very clear
22:37:55 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: His comedy just appeals to me
22:38:01 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I don't get what we are talking about here
22:38:05 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Thats because youre immature. Like it or not.
22:38:12 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: So??
22:38:26 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: So dont call me immature to fuel your own argument.
22:38:39 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: What argument?!
22:38:47 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Which also proves the point that since you agreed to that, it just shows youre going to grow out of this little phase.
22:38:52 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: You are so aggressive
22:38:56 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Hmm, "we're not debating because youre immature D:"
22:39:03 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: No, we are not debating
22:39:06 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: And Im not aggressive, im actually quite calm atm
22:39:14 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: You're coming across as agressive
22:39:28 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: no im not.
22:39:31 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: I could be alot worse.
22:39:46 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I said you are coming across as aggressive
22:39:51 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I didn't say you are
22:40:06 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her says:
 You are so aggressive

tit
22:40:14 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: ...then you said "I am actually quite calm"
22:40:24 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: So I basically said "Well you seem aggressive"
22:40:24 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: I know.
22:40:28 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: I remember what I say.
22:40:46 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Therefore I had changed my opinion since I had said that you are aggressive
22:41:07 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Because you were wrong the first time.
22:41:13 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: and that had became irrelevant to that moment in time when I said "I did not say you were aggressive"
22:41:23 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: And you also suck at "trollin" because you quite clearly get annoyed very easily.
22:41:24 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Wrong? Wrong at what??
22:41:43 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: I'm annoyed because this is not funny
22:41:47 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: OH MY GOD
22:41:52 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: YOU ARE ACTUALLY AS DENSE AS LISA.
22:41:56 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: Sure
22:42:07 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: So what university are you going to?
22:42:28 I c h  b i n  A n d r ë a | If danger was a beautiful woman, I would marry her: God, vasseva, I literally don't care about what you have to say
22:42:36 =Adrian= I've been sane too long my visions so unclear.: Im not actually going to university, I could if i wished but id rather join the police, as ive set out to do for a good while now.

5/11/09 09:17 pm - Hiar be code yarg

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5/1/09 03:10 pm - Bebo

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5/1/09 02:02 pm - Coon journal layout

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4/26/09 07:15 pm - This is so tits! I mean that is so cool!

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4/13/09 12:29 pm - Taking icon commissions

Making 50x50 pixel icons, I can do Pokemon, fursonas, anything! I will assume you want anthro unless
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